Hey, if you’re reading this, I guess it means I’m long gone… or I lost it. Either way, this handbook is very important. It will assure your survival against Vampires. Yeah, you may be laughing, but they are as real as you and me. And they’re nothing like the vampires in the movies or those ridiculous love stories. In this handbook, I will give you information on the characteristics, habits and ways to protect yourself against these batty foes. This information is from first hand experience and is probably the most correct you’re going to get. Anyways, turn the page to see my notes on these blood sucking fiends.



















Chapter 1: Characteristics
Alright, there are not so many ways to tell your vampire from the average person. But I will give you all the information possible. First off, I just have to say, vampires DO NOT sparkle. That is a common misconception brought up by the Twilight series. They just don’t, that’s just really stupid. Anyways, vampires tend to be very pale. Sure, there are normal pale people, but usually vampires are somewhat tinted grey, but only a bit, it takes a real eye to catch a vampire by skin color. They also have abnormal eyes. Like very light colors, such as hazel, grey, light green, light blue and occasionally red. They also have a very particular look when observing a suitable host for blood, almost like a dog looking at a bone threw a glass shield. Most the time, vampires have very dark hair, black or dark brown, but in this time and age, they can have any hair color they like. Also, their teeth are just a bit pointier when they are not preparing to feed. They have the stereotypical vampire fangs when they are trying to be ‘human’. Also, they have pointed ears, but just barely because that would be odd to see someone with pointed ears.
Now when vampires feed, their teeth aren’t those wimpy little two fangs, they are very inefficient and take way to long to get a sufficient amount of blood. They really have long 2-6 inch fangs that cover the inside of their mouths. And when they bite down on one’s neck, they don’t leave wimpy little bit marks, they destroy your neck, turning it into a bloody mess. The survival rate is 10%, so if you live through a vampire bite, you must be one hell of a person.
One other thing for characteristics, vampires have a true form. Now this true form is terrifying. It’s almost like a werewolf type transformation, but they look more like a gargoyle if anything. Now this only occurs when the vampire has a blood loss, like an extreme one and needs a boost to get a good portion back. First, giant bat wings shoot out of their back with a sickening crackling sound. Then they turn into this monster, with giant fangs, huge ears and are practically naked. They also loose all their hair in the process so it’s really weird almost. The animal instincts kick in and they become killing machines.

Chapter 2: Becoming a Vampire
There are a few ways of becoming a vampire. The most common way is through a vampire bite, but like I said before, that is highly selected. But, when you do become a vampire through a bite, it takes about a week, you begin to get the looks of a vampire, but on the final day you die, then come back to life. Another way is being born a vampire. That’s pretty much self explanatory.